The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

As much as I moan, there are plenty of things that I love about being the only girl in the group. That said, there are plenty of reasons why it can sometimes be less than fun.

The Good

• I get to play mum and I like playing mum.
• I have an in-depth understanding of men’s views on women and sex – they like both. A lot.
• I’m both a girl, and at the bottom of the pay scale, so I pay for very little on nights out.
• I play the role of social secretary which means everything gets done properly.
• I’m the best dressed in the team.

The Bad

• There isn’t a brush between the lot of them – and if you saw the team, you’d know why.
• If I have a makeup mishap, I have no-one to borrow from – at least I don’t think I do.
• Having a bitch just isn’t the same.
• When they say something stupid it gets lost in a sea of stupid. If I say something stupid, it’s so painfully obvious.
• Romance is dead. Dead and buried. Kaput.

The Ugly

If I ever leave, The Men will be on their own. And only God knows what will happen then.