Balls

K doesn’t like being referred to as K. I think he wanted to be known as ‘Super cool hero man’. Not going to happen. He would've prefered 'Golden Boy', even though I’ve explained that it refers to his ego (or the ego I think he has, and I do, in the nicest way possible).

So a debate began about ‘Golden Boy’, which led to quick references to both golden showers and David Beckham aka Golden Balls. The conversation went something like this…

Golden Boy:  It makes me think of David Beckham.
K:                  But he's called Golden Balls.
Golden Boy: But mine aren’t gold. They’re made of silver.
K:                  Mine are iron – that’s why I walk like that.
Golden Boy:  I though it was because of what Boom does to you (with an impression of how one might walk with balls made of iron - or if attacked by Boom).

Bless Boom, he’s not even here but he’s still good to use for innuendo. He’d definitely be telling us in much detail about what his are made of. He’s missed.

And that's quite enough use of the term 'balls' for one day.