Thursday, 9 September 2010

They've got me surrounded

20% of the time, I work with Men. There are nine Men in my team. And me. Alone. There are women in the office, but there's no-one to really go to to avoid 'The Men'.

80% of the time, I work with Boys - and all that comes with that; toilet humour, innuendo and general stupidity. The easiest way to demonstrate the high-school situation I find myself in is to use sound bites.

The Writer sings too

“I took a picture of doing a wee” - sung to the intro tune of Talk by Coldplay.

The Kit Kat debate

“Kit Kat?”
“Yeah, Kit Kat. Fingers or Chunky?”
“Ooh, Chunky.”
“Yeah, but I do a finger.”
“No, Chunky fingers.”

Hiring an actress
“She’s much cheaper.”
“Gives you a cheap blowy.”

There are worse, both here, and at yours, I’m sure. Care to share?

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